Goodbye to all that

With Richi firing the starting pistol of the next General Election on 4th July, the party for the Tories, literally and metaphorically, looks to be over. If it was a house party, the last revellers would be bringing the night to a chaotic close. Gillian Keegan and Esther McVey would be draining the last of […]

The inspector that never called.

It has been, at time of writing, 2,241 days since an inspector last called. The first three years don’t count. The inspector rarely calls before their report’s third birthday. But, at time of writing, that is still 1145 days in the ‘OFSTED window’. 1145 days of waiting for the phone to ring on some idle […]

If I were in charge.

I recently vented into the Twittersphere my angst at how I felt those in charge of educational policy had lost their way. It seemed to touch a sentiment which was wide spread. A lot of lovely folk, some in positions of actual power about such things, said some nice things. One even suggested I should […]

How did we end up here?

If you drop a frog into a pan of boiling water, it will yelp and struggle until it eventually dies. However, if you drop a frog into a pan of cold water and then gradually heat the water until boiling point, it won’t stir. It won’t notice the temperature gradually increasing around it until it […]

What I think about when I think about OFSTED

When I think about OFSTED I sometimes wonder whether I’m suffering from Stockholm Syndrome… “You’re quite good at this aren’t you? Keep going.” That line from the besuited inspector to a skittish NQT in 1998 made all the difference. I’d not been a stellar student and this was perhaps the first time that someone, someone […]