A tale of four inspections

9th October 2009… “Simon… it’s THEM… THE call… They want to speak to you… I’d played this moment over and over in my mind. It had tormented me at 3am as I gazed at the ceiling on countless dark nights of the soul. You see, I’d been Headteacher (the youngest in the county) at my […]

The captain and the mob.

Sometimes the captain’s actions matter most… The staff at the departure desk, most no older than my 21 year old son, looked stressed and exchanged ever more heated words. Finally, a young EasyJet rep delivered the ‘news’. The passengers were ready to riot. We’d been packed into the departure lounge at 11pm and now it […]

The weight of my lanyard

I’m sitting in my garden on a warm summer evening. Like many of you, like a deep sea diver forced suddenly to the surface, I’m experiencing the rapid decompression which comes from going from a high stress, high tempo and emotionally demanding role to… well… nothing. My friends outside teaching look incredulous when I talk […]

Getting bums on seats

In 1981 my mother was terribly offended by my Year 2 teacher at a Parents’ Evening. 45 years later – and well into her eighties – she still brings it up… “A used car salesman!” Arthur Daley was not at all what my mother had in mind for this son of Nuneaton (a small railway […]

The shit pit

“The staff really aren’t happy…” I looked around the SLT. My most trusted and candid colleagues. They looked uneasy. Luckily, I have/ had a team of leaders who have no problem voicing their thoughts. “It’s just…well… a lot” chimed one. “Morale has taken a hit for sure” added another. I couldn’t deny it was hard […]

Top tips on managing a new OFSTED inspection

After seven years of waiting, OFSTED finally inspected Blackhorse Primary on 25th November – the final week of the ‘early volunteer’ group of schools who had put themselves forward to be first under this new toolkit. My other school, Emersons Green Primary, which has also been waiting seven years and also put itself up to […]

What we learned about OFSTED (Part 1)

Reflections on the new inspection framework: 1742 days under the lottery finger My school and I have spent 1742 days in the OFSTED window (our last inspection was Feb 2018). 1742 days where, on any idle Monday (and until recently Tuesday and Wednesday) the phone could ring and inspectors could arrive at my door. Four […]

Why we banned Smartphones

How will the school leaders of 2125 judge us? I have always been fascinated by what teachers a hundred years from now will think about our current societal norms. From the vantage point of modernity, we scoff at our ancestors and their foolishness. At days when driving home drunk… and pregnant… and smoking a fag, […]